"Jetpack turtle! mad you called me…MAD!" if only I could make this happen XD

"Jetpack turtle! mad you called me…MAD!" if only I could make this happen XD

Hyrule Warriors Playable Characters [x]

Anonymous asked:
What is 50 shades of grey about? And what's so bad about it?


50 Shades of Grey was originally fanfiction based on the Twilight series, which was then published as a novel (along with 2 subsequent books). It sold over 100 million copies around the world and topped best-seller lists everywhere. It’s about to be adapted into a film, set to come out early next year.

It follows a college student named Ana Steele, who enters a relationship with a man named Christian Grey and is then introduced to a bastardised and abusive parody of BDSM culture.

While the book is paraded as erotica, the relationship between Ana and Christian is far from healthy. The core mantra of the BDSM community is “safe, sane and consensual”, and 50 Shades is anything but. None of the rules of BDSM practices (which are put in place to protect those involved) are actually upheld. Christian is controlling, manipulative, abusive, takes complete advantage of Ana, ignores safe-words, ignores consent, keeps her uneducated about the sexual practices they’re taking part in, and a multitude of other terrible things.

Basically, “the book is a glaring glamorisation of violence against women,” as Amy Bonomi so perfectly put it. 

It’s terrible enough that a book like this has been absorbed by people worldwide. Now, we have a film that is expected to be a huge box-office success, and will likely convince countless more young women that it’s okay not to have any autonomy in a relationship, that a man is allowed to control them entirely. It will also show many young men that women are theirs to play with and dominate, thus contributing to antiquated patriarchal values and rape culture.

  •  1) Sexuality?
  •   2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  •   3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
  •   4) What do you think about most?
  •   5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
  •   6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
  •   7) What's your strangest talent?
  •   8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
  •   9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
  •   10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
  •   11) Do you have any strange phobias?
  •   12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
  •   13) What's your religion?
  •   14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
  •   15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
  •   16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
  •   17) What was the last lie you told?
  •   18) Do you believe in karma?
  •   19) What does your URL mean?
  •   20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
  •   21) Who is your celebrity crush?
  •   22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
  •   23) How do you vent your anger?
  •   24) Do you have a collection of anything?
  •   25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
  •   26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
  •   27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
  •   28) What's your biggest "what if"?
  •   29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
  •   30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
  •   31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
  •   32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
  •   33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
  •   34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
  •   35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
  •   36) Define Art.
  •   37) Do you believe in luck?
  •   38) What's the weather like right now?
  •   39) What time is it?
  •   40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
  •   41) What was the last book you read?
  •   42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
  •   43) Do you have any nicknames?
  •   44) What was the last movie you saw?
  •   45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
  •   46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
  •   47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
  •   48) What's your sexual orientation?
  •   49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
  •   50) Do you believe in magic?
  •   51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
  •   52) What is your astrological sign?
  •   53) Do you save money or spend it?
  •   54) What's the last thing you purchased?
  •   55) Love or lust?
  •   56) In a relationship?
  •   57) How many relationships have you had?
  •   58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
  •   59) Where were you yesterday?
  •   60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
  •   61) Are you wearing socks right now?
  •   62) What's your favorite animal?
  •   63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
  •   64) Where is your best friend?
  •   65) Spit or swallow?(;
  •   66) What is your heritage?
  •   67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  •   68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
  •   69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
  •   70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
  •   71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
  •   72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
  •   73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
  •   74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
  •   75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
  •   76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
  •   77) How can I win your heart?
  •   78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
  •   79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
  •   80) What size shoes do you wear?
  •   81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
  •   82) What is your favorite word?
  •   83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
  •   84) What is a saying you say a lot?
  •   85) What's the last song you listened to?
  •   86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
  •   87) What is your current desktop picture?
  •   88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
  •   89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
  •   90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
  •   91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
  •   92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
  •   93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
  •   94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
  •   95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
  •   96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
  •   97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
  •   98) Ever been on a plane?
  •   99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?


I play a very dangerous game

it’s not my fault people have the gall to make attractive OCs


toothless is so done with you hiccup

bless every scene where Hiccup is a complete dork and Toothless is like MY HEART CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH OF THIS HICCUP


hrodvitniir and i saw this

and things happened. we apologize.





the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on


i dont get it





I haven’t watched the Pokemon anime in years, so I have no idea what is going on in this photoset.


That’s Jesse and James with an inkay dressed as pikachu

Jesse and James in competent disguises good enough to fool pokemon fans.

it’s finally happened, guys.




what so funny? over 32,000 notes for a slightly embarrassing dad selling a bracelet?? is this some sort of fandom joke? do y’all just share some sort of inside joke that i’ve been left out of????




what so funny? over 32,000 notes for a slightly embarrassing dad selling a bracelet?? is this some sort of fandom joke? do y’all just share some sort of inside joke that i’ve been left out of????

Doctor, l’d love to chat. Tea, cake, the whole shebang. But l have a ship to launch, and you’ve got your outfit to buff up.


peter parker + avengers







"In the last 20 years of my life, I’ve been using something unrecognizable. I’ve been acting for 20 years and I’ve gone unnoticed"

Doug Jones.


Handy work. Scary. But good.

Doug is one of my favorite humans.  I met him once and he is the human embodiment of sunlight.  With good hugs.  Nothing better than Doug hugs!

Damn good fashion sense too, if that last picture is any indication.

Yeah man that suit is rad!

This man is the very definition of boss



I don’t know why this annoys me so much, but it does so yeah.







been saying that shit for YEARS